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Debra Tammer's avatar

Brilliant as ever. Wanna come say hi to me in ibiza in late June??

Lisa Goldapple's avatar

What could possibly go wrong?

Need an autumn house sitter?!

Unpack. Pack. Unpack.'s avatar

This made me laugh. I love the way you tell stories, Lisa! I'm glad I've found you on here.

Unpack. Pack. Unpack.'s avatar

And if you ever restart Topia again, do let me know. It was a lot of fun.

Lisa Goldapple's avatar

TOPIA is back online! I just set up Goldapple Studio to host it, in honour of all the people who were part of this kaleidoscopic world. So, thank you.

>> https://goldapple.studio/making-topia-magazine/

John Pearson's avatar

Your rather well-told story reminds me of Brand and Ross, (not that Ross, but Bad Boy Wossy), and their Sachs shenanigans on Radio 2.

Soon after that little episode, my working life was blighted by routinely having to listen to completely benign pre-recs before they went out on 6 Music. Even ones without pres, FFS.

Lisa Goldapple's avatar

Lord, I remember their odd friendship. Rusty Rockets told me he coaxed Wossy onto Twitter, so I suppose I’m partly responsible for that. A true public service. I rewatched the Fawlty Towers duck episode last week, prompted by a Nepalese restaurant in Barcelona proudly serving a dish inspired by it, and realised how bizarre it is that when I first watched Manuel, I had no idea how weird things would later get.

John Pearson's avatar

Weird, indeed.

What's also weird is the paradigm shift that has taken place over the intervening 18 increasingly weird years to redefine what constitutes weird...

Bobby Aaron Solomon's avatar

So excited for your new adventures!

Lisa Goldapple's avatar

Thx, B. Plan's predictably shape-shifting wildly. So far... been offered a riad in Morocco, a remote casita in Playa Escondida in Tal de Abaixo, a yurt near San Sebastián (never understood why people like yurts), an apt in Sin Street in Sitges (lord, imagine), a place in Calanques National Park outside Marseille and a Fauvist's pad in Collioure. Talk about analysis paralysis.

Bobby Aaron Solomon's avatar

I see absolutely no issues here, seems like you have a perfectly laid out itinerary! Let me know if you need reccs for Marseille, one of my very favorite places!

Lisa Goldapple's avatar

I do! Let's chat about it this week. People say never take a car there.

Natasha's avatar

Speaking of Ross, I went to the taping of friends as a VIP because my friend was Lisa Kudrow’s assistant and ended up sitting next to the evil blonde from Neighbours. The whole time David Schwimmer kept pointing at me and waving, even blowing kisses. Couldn’t believe my luck only to find out that on the other side of the blonde was Natalie Imbruglia who was dating him at the time 😞.

Lisa Goldapple's avatar

It's a Ross-off!