Join my new subscriber chat
VIP backstage access to a private space to connect, confess, and conspire – oversharing welcomed.

Today I’m announcing a brand new addition to my Substack publication: Goldapple UnpluggedTMI subscriber chat.
This is a conversation space exclusively for subscribers – like a group chat or live hangout. I’ll post Q and updates, and you can jump into the discussion.
How to get started
Get the Substack app by clicking this link or the button below. New chat threads won’t be sent sent via email, so turn on push notifications so you don’t miss conversation as it happens. You can also access chat on the web.
Open the app and tap the Chat icon. It looks like two bubbles in the bottom bar, and you’ll see a row for my chat inside.
That’s it. Jump into my thread to say hi, and if you have any issues, check out Substack’s FAQ.
To my very first subscribers, thanks! We’re a motley crew – looks like I’ve dated two of you, and one was my sixth form professor. (Er sir… wtf are you doing here?)
Later today I’m hitting send on ’Mind Blown’ – the bonkers story of how my brain exploded during the pandemic. Please share it. I’m on a mission to destigmatise strokes in young people and raise awareness of cavernoma. And also, my Substack. We don’t do this to piss into the wind, do we?
Brain background out of the way, I can then move onto the dirt. Russell Brand and Finley Quaye won’t come away unscathed.
Have a wicked weekend,
Goldapple x


